Today I've learned that "ejaculated" can also mean "[to] say something quickly and suddenly". Can you believe it? Seriously:

""OH NO, NOT AGAIN", he ejaculated as Maradona jumped to attack the microphone's wire again, this time throwing it to the ground."

I learned this reading "The richest man in Babylon". Yes, I am sure I can learn a lot of actual useful knowledge from it, but so far, that is it.